Monday, December 18, 2006

A Little Something for the Season

Jowls are the gifts that keep on giving. May you be lucky enough to receive, or at least squeeze, some as fine as these this holiday season.

(Flickr original photo)

Saturday, December 09, 2006


OK, this is just insane. Things are getting totally OUT OF CONTROL here at For the Love of the Jowl. On the jowl spectrum, this one is INFRARED. There is something about this face that I can't quite describe, it is not just the MASSIVENESS, it is something oddly human, and yet creepily alien, all at once. I don't even know what to say. Except WOW.

(original picture source)

Saturday, December 02, 2006

From one PekeFreak to another

And just to emphasize the point:

I need a Peke in my life! It's the nose wrinkle!!! THE NOSE WRINKLE!!!! Contentment would be strolling proudly down the street with your prize Peke waddling and snorting by your side! When.... when will I have the jowls in my life I so desperately long for? Each day I spend without them is like a dagger to my heart.

(Link to original)

Monday, November 27, 2006

The requests are pouring in!

What a find! Thanks go out to faithful reader and jowl connoisseur JT!

This is a great angle that emphasizes the goofy, playful side to your favourite set of jowls. Look what these things are capable of! Don't be afraid of trying new positions! Experiment! I guarantee tangible feelings of liberation and renewal!

(Original pic of Boxer found here.)

Monday, November 20, 2006

JP, this one's for you

Alright people, it's official... I'm taking requests!!! So bring it on! If you have some jowls that you have been dying to see posted, or you have been secretly dreaming of having your own beloved jowl photo grace the high profile blogging scene, here's your chance to make it happen!

JP, I hope this selection is of the quality you have come to expect from For the Love of the Jowl. Enjoy!

Saturday, November 18, 2006

It's About Time

I think it is about time I posted a bloodhound, because I mean come on, they have some serious jowls that demand attention not to mention respect. I feel ashamed it has taken me this long to get to them. So here they are folks, the world famous, Bloodhound Jowls. Not only are there endless jowl intricacies to be appreciated, but examination of the rest of the hound presents many more folds to be discovered. Invest some time here, put the effort in, and they will slowly reveal to you all they have to offer. Squishiness abounds.

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Sheba Sweeeeet Spot Close up

My girl! You can even see little droplets of her saliva. This is the best place on earth. Contact with it envokes shivers. Find one of your own and improve your life exponentially.

Friday, September 15, 2006


I would like to be sound asleep having a lovely dream, (flying gracefully through white puffy clouds looking down at water falls and coral reefs, or something like that) and then wake up gently, my eyes slowly opening, fuzziness comes into focus... and then THIS IMAGE is exactly what I see before me, filling my visual field with its succulent sweetness. This is how I want to face the day. Forget coffee, showers, cereal - JOWLS are what get me out of bed in the morning.

(original picture here)

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Flying Flappers

Look out! These Flappers are FLYING! It's a bird... it's a plane... No! It's airborne jowls!! Fully equipped with pendulous, precise wrinkles and polyps. A rare find. Fly, fly little jowls! Fly right into my face!

(picture from flickr)

Sunday, August 27, 2006

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Hey Bulldog!

Are these not the sweetest? Do you not want this sweet jowly face in your life? Look at the symmetry of the neck dewlap in the top jowl close up! Note the INTENSE nose wrinkle snuggling against the little black sniffer, folding and hugging against it like a warm winter quilt in the bottom picture! Do you not want to shove your face straight into the forehead wrinkles? I know I do. If all my wildest hopes and dreams were to come true, I wouldn't have better jowls in my life than these superior specimens.

(Pictures from

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Expanding Jowl Horizons

Don't let the jowl enjoyment in your life be held back by restrictions to the muzzle. Although the snout region is always the highlight, on many loose-skinned canines, jowl appreciation is a full body experience. Take your time and cherish every inch. Remember, if it is furry and squishy, squeeze it!


- Grab the silky ear at the base and pull gently down towards the end, letting the smooth, suppleness slide through your hand.
- Run fingers along leg rolls.
- Swing the hanging belly fat back and forth and watch as it dangles and sways rythmically. A very relaxing hobby.
- Wrap your arms around the canine in a full hug and squeeze the neck rolls to your face. Breath deeply and savour the inner calm you are both experiencing.

(Original picture here. )

Sunday, July 30, 2006

Heads I Win, Tails You Lose

Sorry guys, but I'm not going to "blog" about your random Rob and/or Hugh memories. Here is another picture of sweet jowlage for all to enjoy. So, sure, Rob drove his car into a ditch at the track chicks' house like 10 years ago, but look at those jowls!!!

Andrew says I should link to the origianl pictures cause it is in good taste, or blog etiquette, or whatever, so here you have it: Some Dogue de Bordeaux site

Friday, July 21, 2006

Modest Beginnings? Hardly.

Let's take a closer look! The development of the complete Jowl Package is a fascinating and beautiful evolution. What looks like nothing but a giant nose at birth soon expands and grows to hint at the extent of the jowls to come in your future. Learn to recognize the signs!

Be careful not to rush the experience in anticipation and impatience for Full Developed Jowlhood, however promising the youthful jowls in your life appear. Each step is a blessing! Revel in them! Each time you detect a new wrinkle, another furrow, a deepening valley, rejoice! Take the time to witness the jowls developing before your very eyes. They grow up so fast!

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Full Body Rolls

It is remarkable to witness an entire being that is composed of life's most precious material: the jowl. Such a being creates a state of inner tranquility that is rarely surpassed. Breath deeply, and imagine the possibilities.

Saturday, July 15, 2006

Too much?? Never!

Can you stand it?? I mean LOOK at those things. Only an experienced and dedicated Jowl Enthusiast should even dare to approach such massive wrinkling, hanging folds. Beyond Low Hangers, these defy all logic.

WARNING to the Jowl Enthusiast risk taker: if you are about to shove your face into these bad boys, hold your breath, as the drool could cause a fatal drowning.

I bow down to the Neapolitan Mastiff, cleary the forever King of Jowls.

Thursday, July 13, 2006

The Definition of Jowl Education

I hate to peak so early on in the blogging game, but what could emphasize my point better than this decisive example of loose fabulous hanging skin? Striker, truely, has ULTIMATE JOWLS. I am proud to know him.

(These are the quintessencial LOW hangers.... just grab on and enjoy the ride!)

Monday, July 10, 2006

The Anatomy of the Jowl: A Lesson

Here we have an exquisite example of the full jowl experience. Below you will learn everything you need to know to start enjoying the jowls in your life to the FULLEST today!

Jowl Polyps: The core to any fulfilling jowl relationship. The meat 'n potatoes of the jowl world. Where the novice, up and coming enthusiast should shove their face to dive straight into jowl enjoyment.

Neck Dewlap: A nice large portion of loose and squishy skin for those rough and tumble days. More important for the overall jowl aesthetics than for the satisfaction of the true jowl aficionado and sensualist.

Lip Over-Hang: Again, more for aesthetics. Watch out for drool with the low hangers.

The Sweet Spot: This is it folks. The height of the jowl experience, where squishy meets furry and magic happens. Best realized in a progression of sensitivity to touch, starting with a swipe by of the finger tips or the back of the hand, moving upward towards the nose, then, if you are ready, move to your cheek and let the sweet spot glide across your skin. Finally, to absorb every tickle, every hill and valley, use the lips. You won't regret it.

Thursday, July 06, 2006

Jowl Worship: full face jowlage

It has to begin somewhere, and so, it begins here, with The Deebs (Sheba).

It has come to this

It seems today I have reached that special level of boredom that causes one to create a blog. Stay tuned for pictures of my dog.