Friday, March 23, 2007

They Cannot be Contained

These mammoth jowls refuse to conform to society's norms. They shall not be contained! They will break through the constraints and pressures of convention to reach new artistic heights! Spread little jowls! Spread! Spread your message to the world!

Monday, March 12, 2007

Jowl Appreciation: Examples to Live by

Cup them in the palm of your hand. Do this frequently.

Touch them with as much skin as possible. Use your face.

Always remember the sweet spot. That is where happiness lives.

Close up that proves above point:

Elegance. Beauty. Chic.

I hope you take the lessons (or reminders for some!) you have learned here today and immediately incorporate them into your own Jowl Appreciation adventures. Happy Jowl Loving!

Saturday, March 03, 2007

When Forehead Wrinkles Are Almost Enough

These forehead wrinkles are of such a quality that the jowls are almost secondary. ALMOST! Makes me want to shrink myself down to a tiny person and slide down the forehead slope, in and out of the folds, yelling a high pitched, "weeeeeeeeeee!!!!!" (And then taking a nice snuggly nap in the jowls.)