Monday, July 10, 2006
The Anatomy of the Jowl: A Lesson
Here we have an exquisite example of the full jowl experience. Below you will learn everything you need to know to start enjoying the jowls in your life to the FULLEST today!
Jowl Polyps: The core to any fulfilling jowl relationship. The meat 'n potatoes of the jowl world. Where the novice, up and coming enthusiast should shove their face to dive straight into jowl enjoyment.
Neck Dewlap: A nice large portion of loose and squishy skin for those rough and tumble days. More important for the overall jowl aesthetics than for the satisfaction of the true jowl aficionado and sensualist.
Lip Over-Hang: Again, more for aesthetics. Watch out for drool with the low hangers.
The Sweet Spot: This is it folks. The height of the jowl experience, where squishy meets furry and magic happens. Best realized in a progression of sensitivity to touch, starting with a swipe by of the finger tips or the back of the hand, moving upward towards the nose, then, if you are ready, move to your cheek and let the sweet spot glide across your skin. Finally, to absorb every tickle, every hill and valley, use the lips. You won't regret it.