Sunday, August 27, 2006

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Hey Bulldog!

Are these not the sweetest? Do you not want this sweet jowly face in your life? Look at the symmetry of the neck dewlap in the top jowl close up! Note the INTENSE nose wrinkle snuggling against the little black sniffer, folding and hugging against it like a warm winter quilt in the bottom picture! Do you not want to shove your face straight into the forehead wrinkles? I know I do. If all my wildest hopes and dreams were to come true, I wouldn't have better jowls in my life than these superior specimens.

(Pictures from

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Expanding Jowl Horizons

Don't let the jowl enjoyment in your life be held back by restrictions to the muzzle. Although the snout region is always the highlight, on many loose-skinned canines, jowl appreciation is a full body experience. Take your time and cherish every inch. Remember, if it is furry and squishy, squeeze it!


- Grab the silky ear at the base and pull gently down towards the end, letting the smooth, suppleness slide through your hand.
- Run fingers along leg rolls.
- Swing the hanging belly fat back and forth and watch as it dangles and sways rythmically. A very relaxing hobby.
- Wrap your arms around the canine in a full hug and squeeze the neck rolls to your face. Breath deeply and savour the inner calm you are both experiencing.

(Original picture here. )