The Face Dreams Are Made Of

Someday a face as sweet as this and jowls as plush as these will be mine. Until then, I shall dream of them....and sigh.

(Original photo on Flickr)

The Full Body Experience

These wrinkles belong on this pedestal, this throne of jowldom. Highlighted by the warmth of the sun, their true depth is revealed. I kneel before them, in awe, in worship. I am the jowls humble servant.

**please note the tail wrinkles.

(original photo)

Aging Like a Fine Wine

Let's face it folks. Jowls only get better with time. I mean could these elegant specimens be any sweeter? So full, so voluptuous. The grey highlights only add to their charm. You can just tell that these jowls have been loved, nurtured, nuzzled, and generally worshiped for many quality years, and that these venerable plump folds of loose skin will be appreciated as they continue to mature, revealing to the lucky recipient more of their mysteries and wisdom.

(link to original)

They Cannot be Contained

These mammoth jowls refuse to conform to society's norms. They shall not be contained! They will break through the constraints and pressures of convention to reach new artistic heights! Spread little jowls! Spread! Spread your message to the world!

(original pic)

Jowl Appreciation: Examples to Live by

Cup them in the palm of your hand. Do this frequently.

Touch them with as much skin as possible. Use your face.

Always remember the sweet spot. That is where happiness lives.

Close up that proves above point:

Elegance. Beauty. Chic.

Completion.

I hope you take the lessons (or reminders for some!) you have learned here today and immediately incorporate them into your own Jowl Appreciation adventures. Happy Jowl Loving!

When Forehead Wrinkles Are Almost Enough

These forehead wrinkles are of such a quality that the jowls are almost secondary. ALMOST! Makes me want to shrink myself down to a tiny person and slide down the forehead slope, in and out of the folds, yelling a high pitched, "weeeeeeeeeee!!!!!" (And then taking a nice snuggly nap in the jowls.)

Swing Those Lippies!

What a fabulous action shot! I love to see jowls on the move. These are particularly lovely, as the swinging action emphasizes their plush and fuzzy qualities. Don't you want to press that flying flab between your thumb and index finger?! A really nice, solid texture going on here. Very sensual... tangible... I can almost feel the tiny hairs skimming over my face as the sweet sagging jowls swing past.

(original photo)

Clean, Supple, Weimaraner Lips.

A beautiful angle. Velvety metallic-gray fur. Lines and creases created by nature that any master painter would be jealous of. And lets not forget the line of delicate hairs rounding off the lowest hanging lip. Close your eyes, and dream of running your cheek along that lovely curve, each tiny hair tickling with delight, causing giddiness. And that paper thin ear-fold ain't too bad either.

(Original photo on flickr)

A Little Something for the Season

Jowls are the gifts that keep on giving. May you be lucky enough to receive, or at least squeeze, some as fine as these this holiday season.

(Flickr original photo)

BIG RED

OK, this is just insane. Things are getting totally OUT OF CONTROL here at For the Love of the Jowl. On the jowl spectrum, this one is INFRARED. There is something about this face that I can't quite describe, it is not just the MASSIVENESS, it is something oddly human, and yet creepily alien, all at once. I don't even know what to say. Except WOW.

(original picture source)

From one PekeFreak to another

And just to emphasize the point:


I need a Peke in my life! It's the nose wrinkle!!! THE NOSE WRINKLE!!!! Contentment would be strolling proudly down the street with your prize Peke waddling and snorting by your side! When.... when will I have the jowls in my life I so desperately long for? Each day I spend without them is like a dagger to my heart.

(Link to original)

The requests are pouring in!

What a find! Thanks go out to faithful reader and jowl connoisseur JT!

This is a great angle that emphasizes the goofy, playful side to your favourite set of jowls. Look what these things are capable of! Don't be afraid of trying new positions! Experiment! I guarantee tangible feelings of liberation and renewal!

(Original pic of Boxer found here.)

JP, this one's for you

Alright people, it's official... I'm taking requests!!! So bring it on! If you have some jowls that you have been dying to see posted, or you have been secretly dreaming of having your own beloved jowl photo grace the high profile blogging scene, here's your chance to make it happen!

JP, I hope this selection is of the quality you have come to expect from For the Love of the Jowl. Enjoy!

It's About Time

I think it is about time I posted a bloodhound, because I mean come on, they have some serious jowls that demand attention not to mention respect. I feel ashamed it has taken me this long to get to them. So here they are folks, the world famous, Bloodhound Jowls. Not only are there endless jowl intricacies to be appreciated, but examination of the rest of the hound presents many more folds to be discovered. Invest some time here, put the effort in, and they will slowly reveal to you all they have to offer. Squishiness abounds.

Sheba Sweeeeet Spot Close up

My girl! You can even see little droplets of her saliva. This is the best place on earth. Contact with it envokes shivers. Find one of your own and improve your life exponentially.

Dreamy...

I would like to be sound asleep having a lovely dream, (flying gracefully through white puffy clouds looking down at water falls and coral reefs, or something like that) and then wake up gently, my eyes slowly opening, fuzziness comes into focus... and then THIS IMAGE is exactly what I see before me, filling my visual field with its succulent sweetness. This is how I want to face the day. Forget coffee, showers, cereal - JOWLS are what get me out of bed in the morning.

(original picture here)

Flying Flappers

Look out! These Flappers are FLYING! It's a bird... it's a plane... No! It's airborne jowls!! Fully equipped with pendulous, precise wrinkles and polyps. A rare find. Fly, fly little jowls! Fly right into my face!

(picture from flickr)

Gravity

Hey Bulldog!

Are these not the sweetest? Do you not want this sweet jowly face in your life? Look at the symmetry of the neck dewlap in the top jowl close up! Note the INTENSE nose wrinkle snuggling against the little black sniffer, folding and hugging against it like a warm winter quilt in the bottom picture! Do you not want to shove your face straight into the forehead wrinkles? I know I do. If all my wildest hopes and dreams were to come true, I wouldn't have better jowls in my life than these superior specimens.

(Pictures from Flickr.com)

Expanding Jowl Horizons

Don't let the jowl enjoyment in your life be held back by restrictions to the muzzle. Although the snout region is always the highlight, on many loose-skinned canines, jowl appreciation is a full body experience. Take your time and cherish every inch. Remember, if it is furry and squishy, squeeze it!

Tips:

- Grab the silky ear at the base and pull gently down towards the end, letting the smooth, suppleness slide through your hand.
- Run fingers along leg rolls.
- Swing the hanging belly fat back and forth and watch as it dangles and sways rythmically. A very relaxing hobby.
- Wrap your arms around the canine in a full hug and squeeze the neck rolls to your face. Breath deeply and savour the inner calm you are both experiencing.

(Original picture here. )