Dreamy...

I would like to be sound asleep having a lovely dream, (flying gracefully through white puffy clouds looking down at water falls and coral reefs, or something like that) and then wake up gently, my eyes slowly opening, fuzziness comes into focus... and then THIS IMAGE is exactly what I see before me, filling my visual field with its succulent sweetness. This is how I want to face the day. Forget coffee, showers, cereal - JOWLS are what get me out of bed in the morning.

(original picture here)

Flying Flappers

Look out! These Flappers are FLYING! It's a bird... it's a plane... No! It's airborne jowls!! Fully equipped with pendulous, precise wrinkles and polyps. A rare find. Fly, fly little jowls! Fly right into my face!

(picture from flickr)